you can get paid to eat cat food

🐈 eat, my slaves; my meals must be perfection

Welp.

It’s the start of another bullshit week! Yay! Feeling good about everything in the world right now? No? Me neither. But at least you’re not eating rancid cat food, which is basically where my bar is at these days in terms of expectations from the world.

I want your suggestions! Give me a study or two to roast. The sillier the better of course, but …