Archive - go science!

a screaming pinwheel of tears and urine

in which researchers push their family members out of a plane

Apr 2 •

March 2025

you can get paid to eat cat food

🐈 eat, my slaves; my meals must be perfection

Mar 31 •

when you put a camera up your ass, use the royal "we"

we have standards around here

Mar 28 •

having to pee makes you stupid

and other new findings from behavioral science

Mar 26

forty ketamine resistant lemurs per square foot

at least you aren't in madagascar weighing their balls

Mar 25 •

screaming robot squirrel assholes

plus: the curious case of moby fail

Mar 24 •

fuck those earthworms in particular

send em to the rodeo

Mar 21

butt stuff cures the hiccups

an organic, free range tonic for all ills

Mar 20 •

penguins shit nine times harder than you sneeze

I’ve been sitting at the computer for far too long recently writing up the results of a research project/article/thing, and having just read through my…

Mar 19 •

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